Alternative Ways that Hamas Can Raise Money

The kind person who suggested free government grants for Hamas (see the comments section of the last post) links to some other stupendous ways that Hamas can raise money:

- Real estate foreclosures
- Playing on-line poker
- Get paid to try new products, take online surveys, participate in focus groups, and preview movie trailers
- Become a professional shopper

Unfortunately, most of these ideas require some effort, which in itself is racist. But still, if we can't make up their funding shortfall with your money, then I would suggest that Hamas try these methods.