Who Is Rachael Ray?

I have no idea whatsoever who "Rachael Ray" is, other than perhaps the second coming of a Rachel Corrie who is about to drink a cup of her own diarrhea.

I also have no idea what "Dunkin Donuts" is, other than it's apparently an environmentally proactive organization that sells sustainable waste products for heroes like Rachael Ray to drink.

I see there are three different grades, too.

And in solidarity with martyrs like Rachael Ray, I have a new look:


Barack: Which cabinet position am I entitled to?