Friday, January 20, 2006

Mr. Bin Laden, We Welcome You!

Have you read the text of Osama Bin Laden's latest speech? It's wonderous! He's sounds like John Kerry with charisma...perfect for the 2008 election!

But I plan to speak about the repeated errors your President Bush has committed in comments on the results of your polls that show an overwhelming majority of you want the withdrawal of American troops from Iraq. But he (Bush) has opposed this wish...

Pentagon figures show the number of your dead and wounded is increasing not to mention the massive material losses, the destruction of the soldiers' morale there and the rise in cases of suicide among them.

...the butcher of freedom in the world (Bush) had decided to bomb the headquarters of the Al-Jazeera in Qatar after bombing its offices in Kabul and Baghdad.

...there is no difference between this (U.S.) criminality and Saddam's criminality.

Read, if you will, the reports of the horrors in Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo prisons.

We welcome you to the Democratic Party, Mr. Bin Laden! And if you decline our nomination, then will you at least be a speech writer for us?

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