No More Danishes for Me

In solidarity with the Islamic people who are understandably offended by the blasphemous cartoons appearing in Denmark, I will be foregoing my morning danish until their grievance has been resolved.

Lately, my dietary patterns have been seriously disrupted by the world's inequities, as my ethical values have already forced me to boycott Starbucks, Coke, Canadian seafood, anything made by Heinz or Gorton's -- or consisting of genetically modified food, meat, eggs, shrimp, and of course anything purchased in Wal-Mart or imported from Israel.