Surrender to Bin Laden Before He Hurts Us

We are very lucky, as Osama Bin Laden threatened to attack America today...but he also offered a truce! Bush, you idiot...take the truce! Mr. Bin Laden is a very powerful man who can hurt us, so let's do what he wants and then he'll leave us alone.

I wonder, though...why would Mr. Bin Laden be so ready to forgive America after all we have done to harm his people?

Oh, and Mr. Bin Laden? I didn't vote for Bush!