Monday, February 13, 2006

Dick Cheney, the Bastard, Shoots Someone

My apologies for spending too much time musing on Iranian nuclear weapons, which, as I already stated, is just a right-wing Zionist myth to continue their genocide-for-oil.

Onto important matters: Dick Cheney shot someone!!

He was breaking the law!!

There’s a cover-up here. Why didn’t the racist dogs in the White House tell anyone?!?

Without a doubt, this cold-blooded hunting "accident" was calculated to win favor with the NRA for the midterm elections.

I am enraged, I am livid, and I can think of nothing else now – and I might not think of anything else ever again! GODDAMIT! GODDAMIT! GODDAMIT! NOTHING ELSE MATTERS GODDAMIT!

3 comments:

modernstauv said...

you have three phds and your favorite literature includes three pieces by the glutton mike moore? I might think you a fool.

Professor Peter Kurgman, PhD, PhD, PhD said...

Mr. Modernstauv:

I agree with your critique of me. Were it not for my dedication to educating our youth, I would have likely acquired five PhDs by now. And, of course, my favorite literature includes other works by Mr. Moore as well; I just did not have the time to list them all. Too busy thinking the big thoughts.

I appreciate your candor.

Anonymous said...

mdernstauv! -- how DARE you insult the great Professor Kurgman? You might think him a fool, but I might think you, sir, a Hitler! Please accept my apologies, mein - I mean, Herr -- I mean my dear Professor, this knave clearly has no idea who you are and what you are doing here. Regretably, such is the price brilliance must pay in this tarnished world. Please do carry on, sir.

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