Give American Air-Traffic Control to Iran

This will be the first and last time that I agree with fascist Bush on anything.

(Well, I almost agreed with his Free Drug Plan for senior citizens, except that it was limited to drugs and limited to senior citizens.)

But in any case, his endorsement of turning over U.S. port operations to an Arab country makes good sense. Or, in his words:

"I want those who are questioning it to step up and explain why all of a sudden a Middle Eastern company is held to a different standard than a Great British company."

In the interest of global understanding, it is now imperative to turn over domestic air-traffic control to an Iranian company. That is the sort of conciliatory message that the world needs to hear.

It would clearly demonstrate that we will also not hold an Iranian company to a different standard than a Great British country.