Miss Heart Disease

I'm spending my day grading papers, so I don't have much time to read. But I did catch this misogynisitc headline:

Tests Miss Heart Disease in Women

I didn't know that there was a "Miss Heart Disease". And if one must associate women with disease, then at least she should be named Ms. Heart Disease.

But basically, the headline makes no sense. And if a hyperenlightened theoretician such as myself has difficulty, then it would be impossible for any person to understand.

I wonder why Miss Heart Disease is wearing a dress made of tea boxes.