Thursday, September 14, 2006

Two Easy Ways to End “Terrorism”

Ending “terrorism” is easy – as long as we’re talking about the manufactured hysteria over so-called Muslim “terrorists” when in fact the real terrorists are in the White House and in the executive suites of Halliburton.

1) Open the borders. According to the author of a new book, Overblown: How Politicians and the Terrorism Industry Inflate National Security Threats, and Why We Believe Them,, the odds of an American being killed by international terrorism are about one in 80,000.” The solution is therefore (as we say in the academic world) trivial. By inviting all 100M Mexicans to live in Amerikkka, our population will increase to about 400M, and the odds of being killed would therefore decrease to about one in 100,000. With completely open borders, a healthy dose of immigration from Africa and The Middle East might even lower the odds to perhaps one in 150,000. Open borders = security.

2) Do nothing. When a martyr is killed by self-detonation, he (or she!) can no longer be punished. Therefore, it is once again trivial that there is no need for any action. Yes, our fascist government will boast about how they should “go after the terrorists before they harm us”…but read your kkkonstitution, pigs: You are not permitted to punish people for crimes they have not committed. And if the “terrorists” talk about committing a “crime”, then this is what we call free speech, and is also protected by your kkkonsititution. The nineteen suspects in the 9/11 attacks are dead, so just move on already.

The only terror is all the money wasted on the “War on Terror”.

- Our children are being terrorized in schools for lack of funds.

- Our working class is being terrorized by the lack of union membership and guaranteed employment.

- Our consumers are being terrorized by the oppression of Wal-Mart, McDonald’s, and Starbucks.

- Our minorities are being terrorized by hospitals leaving them to die in the gutter for lack of socialized health care.

- Our religious population is being terrorized by Islamophobia.

- Our inmates are being terrorized in prisons for lack of more comfortable facilities.

Amerikkka is nothing more than the world’s largest criminal organization.


shlemazl said...

Don't know about McDonalds, but we all know what Starbucks is all about, don't we:

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