The Presidential Candidates: An Analysis

Here is my assessment of all the presidential candidates; it is never too soon to start thinking about this topic.

John Edwards

Pro

- Understands that many Amerikkkans cannot meet the minimal standards of sustaining human life, and even more so after Katrina. He says that it is not enough to "ask what you can do for the 37 million Americans who live in poverty in your country; you should ask what you can do for the world, too."

- Will make health care universal, unlimited, and free by asking employers and taxpayers to pay for it all. Especially taxpayers.

- Accomplished trial lawyer; altruistically defends people against corporate interests.

- Former running mate of a dignified presidential candidate.

Con

- Does not call for the immediate, right-now, withdrawal from Iraq and an apology to the Sun People.

Hillary Clinton

Pro

- A womyn.

- A doer.

- We get two presidents for the price of one.

- Friend of the Arafat family in times of Zionist lies and aggression.

- Understands the subordination of so-called "individual rights" to the common good, especially when it comes to eliminating obscene oil-company profits: "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

- Understands the threat posed by pharmaceutical companies 'My opponent is on the side of drug companies..."

- Anti-globalization and able to give hours-long speeches on it: "In too many instances, the march to globalization has also meant the marginalization of women and girls. And that must change. "

Con

- War-mongering war whore

Barack Hussein Obama

Pro

- African-American.

- Former Muslim: "Hussein".

- Clean and articulate.

- Won't take shit from enemy nations like Australia.

Con

- Not dark enough.

- Does not call for immediate collectivization of private property and imprisonment of class enemies.

Dennis Kucinich

Pro

- Would end the genocidal war in Iraq right now, immediately.

- Would create a Department of Peace.

- Would criminalize speech that interferes with The Revolution.

- Would create jobs, man, by eliminating so-called "free trade".

- Passing resemblance to Ramsey Clark.

Con

- Does not explicitly call for the destruction of The Zionist Entity.

This post will be updated as we learn more about these candidates.