Monday, May 12, 2008

Chinese Earthquake = JOBS!!

It's all about jobs.

When there is an earthquake, and destruction is total, then it takes jobs to set things right. From rescuers, blood donors, and gardeners nurturing organic crops, to legislators to prevent price gouging, youth corps to enforce emergency laws, and an empowered citizenry to ensure that their neighbors do not escape tax payments, these sort of natural (natural!) incidents create jobs.

Immediately after the so-called "tragedy" of "9/11" (assuming that it actually happened), I told my students that the seeming destruction of large buildings is actually a positive event because it creates jobs. Good jobs. Good union jobs.

(As an aside, if "9/11" really did happen, which it didn't, then Dick Cheney must answer for his crimes, even though jobs were created.)

This is why I am waiting for Resident Bush to leave. (You see the humor there? He is not the President, he is merely the Resident of the White House.) Bush and his Christian Cadre have been destroying jobs by interfering with those abroad who rightfully hate Amerikkka so much.

Hey, man, the jobs belong here, and not in Iraq.

These rich white bastards have been pummeling us for to long. Eventually, we shall crush them.

"Barack knows what it means living in a country and a culture that is controlled by rich, white people."
- Rev. Jeremiah Wright

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