Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Boy changes name to KentuckyFriedCrueltyDotCom

Chris Garnett, a 19-year-old member of PETA, is dedicated to his cause. He has legally changed his name to KentuckyFriedCrueltyDotCom to protest Kentucky Fried Chicken's treatment of birds at a processing plant.

Young man, please apply for a government-sponsored student loan immediately so that I can speed you through our Admissions Office -- you need the maturity of a good mentor.

Yes, a name change is a good first step, but you must learn about Active Resistance to the KFC Nazis. Together, we can prevent the Slaughter of The Innocent.

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