Friday, May 26, 2006

My Three PhDs

It has been brought to my attention that some people are unaware of the disciplines of my PhDs. Although the depth of my academic experience far transcends my degrees, my multiple doctorates are nonetheless irrefutable certification of my vast knowledge, certainty, and analytic ability. I challenge anyone to match these credentials.

- Sociology of Postdialectic Gender Ethics and Political Sexuality, PhD

- Desemiotic Cultural Paradigms and Peace Education, PhD

- Philosophy of
Communal and Neocultural Distributive Ethics, PhD

3 comments:

Chris in MB said...

What!

You mean you don't even have your:

-Indigenous Culture Ethnobotanical Basket Weaving, PhD?

Don said...

Chris on Manitoba - you lack respect. I rebuke you. At the rate you are going you will never be granted tenure!

Sociology of Postdialectic Gender Ethics and Political Sexuality, PhD

From Georgetown or Yale no doubt? The William Jefferson Clinton School of Public Administration?

Demihemisemiotic Cultural Paradigms and Peace Education, PhD

Philosophy of Communal and Neocultural Distributive Ethics, PhD


Most impressive, Professor Krugman. May we conclude that you hold a named professorship at a well known school and write authoritatively for the NY Times? Unlike the pretentious little wanker who will go unamed here?

Anonymous said...

Well professor you certainly aren't modest about it. I tried to find where you teach professor, however I'm unable to find any conclusive evidence that you even exist....hmmmmm. The only professor Krugman I could find is PAUL Krugman, the Nobel Prize winning economist. He has one PhD, two less than you, and one Nobel Prize, one more than you. How is it you haven't published any notable works with such vast knowledge of the world, such deep wisdom, and such massive intellect which, as you claim, puts our tiny little insignificant minds to shame. Please, direct us inferior beings to your works, so we may bask in your....greatness.

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