Saturday, November 11, 2006

The Amerikan Christian Theocracy vs. Our Children

With the new Democratic Congress, I am optimistic that the battle against the Amerikan Christian Theocracy will be won.

The gravest danger the world faces (next to International Zionism) is Amerikan Christianity. It is supremacist, homophobic, intolerant, cruel, misogynistic, and utterly incapable of reform. From Richard Nixon to Ronald Reagan to the most hideous monster ever, W. Shrub (this is no time for joking, but still – get the joke?), the Christians have unleashed their merciless reign of terror on the Amerikan people in the most depraved manner conceivable.

As a result, we are now living under a Christian totalitarianism—with rules created by the subfascist murdering swine Bush, instigated and paid for by Zionist neocons and their banks, and enforced by the blood-drenched fist of the Amerikan military and the morons who they recruit.

The Dark Ages have returned, and our children are the main victims. Our public schools have been turned into tools of the Theocracy. Our children are being tortured (yes, TORTURED!) into becoming accomplices of the most evil cult ever. Since when does the fucking Amerikan Constitution permit torture against children?

Yes, I will use profane language to establish irrefutable points.

The solution: The Democrats must adopt my four-point program:

1. Impeach Bush.

2. Hang Bush and his cronies.

3. Encourage all Christianists to attend life-long sentences in Alaskan academies.

4. Establish a secular nation, dedicated to the principles of Scientific Socialism.

Democrats: Do it for the children. Otherwise, you might be thought of as child molesters.

Remember, this is what is mandated in every Amerikan school today; let’s bring up our children in the proper way instead.

4 comments:

Causal said...
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Causal said...

Well, it only takes a moment to help convince Nancy Pelosi to Impeach Bush/Cheney..

Pelosi most likely said impeachment was "off the table" to remove any appearance of conflict-of-interest that would arise if she were thrust into the presidency as a result of the coming impeachment.

What we need to do is to pressure Pelosi not to interfere with impeachment maneuverings within her party. Sending her Do-It-Yourself impeachments legitimizes her when she joins the impeachment movement in the future.

Sacks and sacks of mail are about to arrive in Nancy Pelosi's office initiating impeachment via the House of Representative's own rules. This legal document is as binding as if a State or if the House itself passed the impeachment resolution (H.R. 635). There's a little known and rarely used clause of the "Jefferson Manual" in the rules for the House of Representatives which sets forth the various ways in which a president can be impeached. Only the House Judiciary Committee puts together the Articles of Impeachment, but before that happens, someone has to initiate the process.That's where we come in. In addition to a House Resolution (635), or the State-by-State method, one of the ways to get impeachment going is for individual citizens like you and me to submit a memorial. ImpeachforPeace.org has created a new memorial based on one which was successful in impeaching a federal official in the past. You can find it on their website as a PDF.

You can initiate the impeachment process and simultaneously help to convince Pelosi to follow through with the process. Do-It-Yourself by downloading the memorial, filling in the relevant information (your name, state, etc.), and sending it in. Be a part of history.

http://ImpeachForPeace.org/ImpeachNow.html

shlemazl said...

I ordered a couple of sets of God's Armour so that my kids know what they shouldn't wear.

I also placed bullet points from the Chairman's Bob Avakian's Silver Book over my hearth.

Professor Peter Kurgman, PhD, PhD, PhD said...

How's this for sick...

Someone sent me the Bible verses (from "the Book of Ephesians") that inspired the product.

We are not safe from these monsters, even in our homes. Who, I ask, will raise the children, if not the state?

10Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. 11Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. 12For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. 13Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. 14Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; 15And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; 16Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. 17And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: 18Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints;

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