Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Cindy Sheehan Arrested Again: WHY?

Cindy Sheehan, the mother who lost a child to Bush’s War for Oil, was arrested at the U.S. Mission to the United Nations while making a stand to protect humankind.

Why is she constantly being arrested while Dick Cheney is released after murdering someone in cold blood?

Simple: Cindy is a woman of dignity. Also note that the police in the picture are white. Police of Color (i.e., Sun Police) would be more likely to place their natural police thuggishness aside, and respect Cindy for what she is: A sincere, humble, earnest, peace-loving mom who embraces Communism and the rights of The Palestinian People against the brutal Zionist War Machine.

And let’s be honest: Her attractiveness no doubt brought out the worst in these testosterone-flushed domineering pigs.

Cindy is suffering. Suffering for us. At a minimum, we must therefore accept her as our main source of inspiration. Please, spare a few moments every day in silent reflection on the contributions and suffering of Cindy Sheehan.


Laika the Space Dog said...

Is that a mini burqa she's wearing? It's very stylish. I believe it's going to start a fashion trend. Very tony. Carnaby Street or Rodeo Drive? Maybe Sak's Fifth Avenue? Pierre Cardin? I'm dying to know......che chic, mon ami!

Professor Peter Kurgman, PhD, PhD, PhD said...

Mr. Space Dog -

Your crude attempts to objectify Cindy illustrate the overt patriarchic character of our society's subliminal gendercide. The solution, in part, is a total rejection of your material being, and a replacement of crass visions of femininity with an honest appraisal of femina valeo -- execo, supernous, potissimus.

As I tell my pupils, aut disce aut discede.

An educated person must be fluent in Latin.

Me iudice, nihil ad rem.

Laika the Space Dog said...

That's Ms. Space Dog to you....you...male chauvinist pig.
Can't one bitch admire another bitch's threads or are you insecure in your own masculinity to allow me my own opinion? Bitches of the 21st Century will not let the revolution be televised unless we can look absolutely fab darling! The Mini-Burqa is rave and Cindy is making a BIGGER statement than all that silly war protest thing she has going. I just have to get me one!

Professor Peter Kurgman, PhD, PhD, PhD said...

Ms. Space Dog -

If you think that your foul language, your intimidating tone, and your attacks on me will get you anywhere, then all I can do is apologize and ask how we, as a society, can address the root causes of your justifiable rage.

Laika the Space Dog said...

Just tell me where I can get that Mini-Burqa, pleaseeeeeee! I thought you and Cindy were buds and on a first name. C'mon, toss an old Space Dog a bone sweetie.
I wasn't angry, after all, Life is Camp. Now just give me Cindy's fashion consultant's number.

Professor Peter Kurgman, PhD, PhD, PhD said...
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Professor Peter Kurgman, PhD, PhD, PhD said...

Do not be speak about Islam in a glib tone.

You can purchase your burqa here.

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