OK, Now I'm Scared

The apocalypse is upon us:

FDA to allow food producers to irradiate spinach, lettuce

The Food and Drug Administration has approved use of irradiation on spinach and lettuce to kill dangerous bacteria, but companies may have a tough time selling the idea to consumers.

And you can certainly count this consumer as one who the genocidal capitalists will have a "tough time" selling the idea to.

Not since I was instrumental in banning microwave ovens from campus have we been faced with such a threat to our existence.

Contrary to the health benefits of enjoying organic produce that was fertilized with human (vegan) feces, "irradiated" food is simply a nuclear holocaust on your dinner plate.

How does irradiation work? By immersing fresh greens in nuclear waste for weeks. Then they are delivered to Walmart, where they are further "enriched" them with uranium isotopes. In fact, this is how Walmart murders their employees when it is not convenient to instead lock them in burning stores overnight.

Irradiated food will destroy your brain. See how its proponents are capitalist lackeys? It is because the irradiated food triggered the "cruelty" and "stupid" lobes in their brains. That stupid people advocate irradiation is proof that irradiation made them stupid.

Furthermore, irradiated food has also been sent by Amerikkka to North Korea, where is has caused a "famine". No, this was not an ordinary famine; it was nuclear murder. Just as, years ago, the Zionists sent irradiated food to Ethiopia as part of their plan of worldwide extermination and domination.

The capitalist-industrialist-colonialist-imperialist-fascist-racist class will no longer fool us.

No nukes. No Nukes!! NO NUKES!!!

I now have to tend my garden; it needs fertilizing.

The $24,725,000,000 Bargain

In 2009, The United States Department of Energy will require $24,725,000,000.

Unfortunately, the DOE is now being administered by Resident Bush, but it is still a bargain.

Why? Because they make plans and write reports.

I know, because one of my strengths is making plans and having my students write reports. For instance, the DOE recently combined these two skills by writing a report for a possible plan for wind energy growth. This alone is probably worth $17,654,739,082, plus or minus $300 or so.

I envision hundreds of thousands of wind turbines replacing the depraved commercial and so-called "residential" uses (like horrid sprawl) that are presently littered across the Amerikkkan wasteland that lies between the coasts, and especially in Texas.

But I despair. And I am worried. Worried that $24,725,000,000 is not enough. We need more for the DOE. More tax dollars from people with so-called "earnings". (Stealing from slaves is slaves is not an earning!) We need change. And fortunately, there is someone who is promising change: Change of an additional $150,000,000,000 over ten years to The Department of Energy!

Invest $150 Billion over 10 Years in Clean Energy: Obama will invest $150 billion over 10 years to advance the next generation of biofuels and fuel infrastructure, accelerate the commercialization of plug-in hybrids, promote development of commercial-scale renewable energy, invest in low-emissions coal plants, and begin the transition to a new digital electricity grid.

You cannot put a price on plug-in hybrids. There is simply no cap.

Why I Like Obama

"The outlaws of Exxon Mobil will never again rob us."

-- President Hugo Chavez, Feruary 10, 2008

"I know that it won't be easy to change our energy policy. ExxonMobil made $11 billion last quarter. They don't want to give those profits up easily."

-- Barack Obama, February 12, 2008