Friday, March 30, 2007

Iran: Victims of The British Pigs

And so we see that no empire is too big for the British Imperialists. Not being content with dominating and enslaving the entire World of Color, they brazenly invaded the peaceful Islamic Republic of Iran. The British, pigs that they are, knew that their porcine presence would defile the Islamic faith.

Simply put, this was yet another grotesque Western attempt to exterminate the indigenous ones.

It was a naval incursion, designed to repress and further subjugate an entire people for their sin of having been born into the wrong religion. But the Iranian People said NO! And they fought back, just as determined as when they defended themselves against the war-mongering Amerikkkan Embassy employees in 1979. At the time, I begged my Iranian students to PLEASE take hostages at my university, to show solidarity with their struggling brethren across the world. They did not, and so I was left, alone, to exercise my First Amendment rights by expectorating in the foul face of the dean.

And look at how civil the Iranians are: No hoods, no electric shocks, and no beatings. The Iranians have been restrained. Unlike the Zionists, who invented the phrase "disproportional response", all the Iranians want is to be treated with respect.

And the solutions are clear:

- Reparations to the Iranian People

- Reparations to Muslims

- Reparations to all People of Color

- World Socialism Now!

Until then, I too will feel invaded and raped, just like Iran.


Anonymous said...

Let me get this straight. The British oppressed the Americans, so logically the Amerikkkans are people of colour too. If not, how did they become white?

I planned to spend tomorrow screaming into the face of a white person for daring to argue with me, but I wouldn't want do it if white people turn out to be a group wth special needs too.

Can you advise?

Professor Kurgman, PhD, PhD, PhD said...

Have you no knowledge of history? You must have been educated in a private school! Or worse, in a KKKristian school.

The Amerikkkans were the ice-white spawn of the genocidal British Empire, created to exterminate the indigenous to commence the Black Holocaust.

Please feel to scream, and even assault, white people. Speaking as a white person, I can tell you first-hand that we deserve it!

Red Tulips said...

Prof K:

It seems that Ahmedinejad so 'graciously' gave the 'gift' of release to those soldiers. Meanwhile, fine heroes like Khalid Sheikh Mohammed still rot in Guantanamo! What should I do to right the wrongs in this unjust world?

Anonymous said...

Dr. (x3) Kurgman,

It appears the Iranian people are courageously standing up against the Zionazis!

Anonymous said...

One can only hope that the brain disease, you're obviously suffering, will render you speech/hateless very, very soon.

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